20 Of The Funniest Tweets Perfectly Sum Up The Struggles Of Medical School

Eating is still a thing people do, right? 

Only as a med student is it acceptable to sit in the library and google “groin veins”….

Learning about all the ways people can die constantly makes me wonder how anyone is even still alive.

Too lazy to study. Too studious to screw study completely and have fun.

“It’s important to exercise every day” I say as I continue to sit in the same spot and study for 16 hours.

Med school is like an April Fools joke but it’s every day and it’s always on you.

Can’t watch Iron Man without thinking he’d have died from overwhelming sepsis with that arc reactor in his chest.

Am I the only one who reads the monitor when watching TV shows? Like, “oh his breathing pattern sucks.”

When a bathroom cartoon accurately describes your life.

The 3rd year of medical school is all about learning to be comfortable with being very UNcomfortable 100% of the time.

When in doubt, know that I hate everyone.

Just used a paper towel as a coffee filter. Please send help.

When you have to pause your music to listen to youtube videos of murmurs…

Size does matter, if you can’t put it in your white coat pockets.

Not a true medical student until you cry in public.

Yesterday I sang head shoulder knees and toes to a doctor when trying to guess which area a drug toxicity affected.

Current dating status: “let’s meet up maybe in 2 months when I have 10 minutes to spare?”

Whenever I see a big fat vein, I lose control.

What good is Twitter is you can’t complain about being held hostage by your attending?